Do you think he notices me?

i have a really hot neighbor,many people make fun of me because he is a midget but i really want him to notice me so i run outside naked whenever he mows his lawn.people say our relationship wont work since he is a midget and i am six ft two but i secretly love him a block of cheese as a gift on his doorstep with a card saying it was from me but he never told me anything.any advice?neg or pos. i just need adviceplz help